Lying Sheep

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A ventriloquist was at an indian reservation, and decided to have a little fun with the Cheif.

So he walks up to the Cheif and says "I bet that I can make your horse talk."

"Horse no talk" the Chief says.

The ventriloquist walks up to the horse and begins to have a fake conversation with him "So, how does your master treat you?" he asks "Good, he feeds me plaenty of grain and I get to run around a lot." the "horse" replies. "I bet that I could make your dog talk too." the guy says.

"Dog no talk" the Cheif says.

"So how about you" the guy asks "Good, we play fetch a lot." the "dog responds. "I bet that I could even make your sheep talk"

"Wait!" the Cheif says, "sheep lie!, sheep lie!"

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