Period One day, a 2nd grade teacher was giving an assignment to the class. "Everyone, I want you all to go home today and tell us about a big event in your house." So the next day, the teacher called up students to talk about their story. First to tell his story was George. "This is my brand new hamster. His name is Blue. We got him yesterday at the pet shop." Next up was Billy. He walked up to the chalkboard and drew a dot. The teacher asked, "Billy, what's that? "It's a period." "What's so special about a period.?" "I don't know, but yesterday my sister was missing one, my mommy fainted, daddy bought a shotgun, and the man next-door moved."
Type Writer A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
Joe's Girlfriend Joe and his girlfriend were about a months deeply in love, as they sat in their comfortable seats in one of the best resturaunts in america, Joe thought that life could never be more perfect. As they walked out a couple of kids called her old and ugly things like that, this made her very upset. Joe wanted to prove that she wasn't so, the next night he took her home and made love to her for hours. As they lay there and he said "Don't worry about those kids yesterday, to me you don't look a day over 18" She hardly even heard what he said because she was comforted by his smooth, loving tone, she then leaned over to Joe and said "I have a secret to tell you" Joe agreed but only if she wanted to. She leaned over and whispered into his ear "Im not"