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Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911 Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for and she bent over and said here Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean? Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911? Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed Yo momma's so dumb she called the hotline to order some Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911 Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out Yo momma's so dumb she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain Yo momma's so dumb she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops Yo momma's so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1 Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen Yo momma's so dumb she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network Yo momma's so dumb she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart Yo momma's so dumb she makes s look smart Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble Yo momma's so dumb she needs twice as much sense to be a halfwit Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did Yo momma's so dumb she once attempted to by jumping off a curb Yo momma's so dumb she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said Hold the cheese Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong Yo momma's so dumb she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies Yo momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept Yo momma's so dumb she put her watch in the bank to save time Yo momma's so dumb she put light bulbs on a christmas tree Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind Yo momma's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house Yo momma's so dumb she put security cameras in a glass house to see in other rooms Yo momma's so dumb she ran out of gas leaving Texaco Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep Yo momma's so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager Yo momma's so dumb she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic Yo momma's so dumb she saw her reflection on the TV and thought she was on Jeopardy Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car f oney Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate Yo momma's so dumb she stands up on an empty bus Yo momma's so dumb she stepped on a and broke her own back Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a test and failed

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