A bear felt that his colon was full to bursting, so he went out into the forest to take a dump.
He noticed a rabbit sitting next to him doing the same.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Does it bother you when you get shit on your fur?"
The Rabbit finished, and replied, "No, it doesnt bother me one bit."
"Good" said the bear, as he finished and used the rabbit to wipe his ass.