Great Pickup Lines (sarcasim)

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Your picture would look great on my top eight...

I'm good at math. U+I=69

Nice legs.....what time y'all open?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"?

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


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