I bet I could quit gambling

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

It’s not my fault I don’t take responsibility for my actions

As I said before, I’ll only say this once.

This statement is false.

Don't you hate rhetorical questions?

God, I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!

Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!

The creation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Never believe generalisations.

Avoid alliterations always.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now

Thank God I'm an atheist.

Just say NO to negativity


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by b o. 1+ years ago

oh i get it lol thts funny!!!!!

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by John R. 1+ years ago

6 is my favorite.

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by David S. 1+ years ago

number 10 is by Oscar Wilde...

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by Taylor L. 1+ years ago

Omg, those are hilarious! :]

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