One day, a gay sailor was on a ship, horny as a bull. He looks across the deck and spies a very hot but straight sailor. He thinks to himself, Ah heck! Might as well give it a try! He approaches the sailor and gives a short and nervous, "Hey."
"Hey," the straight sailor responds.
"Listen, I was looking at you from the other side of the boat and was wondering... Do you need any more 'Seamen' on your 'Poopdeck'?"
He was found 3 days later floating in the sea with a broken jaw, a black eye, and near death. o.O
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