The Blond Kidnapper

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A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to take a desperate step, kidnap a child, and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. The note read, "I have kidnapped your child. I am so sorry to do this but I am desperate and need the money. Please leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 A. M. tomorrow.

-The Blond Kidnapper"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note...

"Here is your money. I have to tell you that I am so disgusted with you. No matter how desperate you are, I just cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."


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