I want to live with football!!

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A young boy's mother and father are divorcing and in the court room the judge askes the boy who he wants to live with. "Young boy would you like to live with your mother?" The judge askes. "No my mommy beats me," The young boy replies. " Oh! Thats terrable! So you want to live with your father?" The judge askes again. "No my daddy beats me too," The young boy replies again. "Well that is certainly terrable!! Who are you going to live with now?!?!?!" A grin suddenly appeared on the boy's face, " I want to live with the Chicago Bears!!!!!" The boy nearly screams out. "They never beat anyone!!!!!!!!!"

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