Wally The Karate Dog

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This guy's wife wanted to get a guard dog after hearing about all the robberies happening in there neiborhood. So the guy went to a pet shop and they said, "Well, we only have one dog fit for the job." And the owner got out a small chiuaha. "How is that going to protect me and my wife?" Asked the guy. "Just watch.Wally, karate chop that chair." And the dog turned the chair into wood chavings. "Wow, i'll take him." The guy said.

When the guy got home, he showed his wife. She just laughed. "No really! This dog knows karate!" The guy said. His wife just laughed and said, "Please! Karate chop my butt!"

She's been in the hospital for weeks.

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