Cannibals and cleverness

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Once, three men were walking in the woods. They were captured by a tribe of hungry cannibals! The cannibals separated John from the rest of the men. The tribe leader said, "We're going to boil your brain, roast your eyeballs, and cut off your skin to make a canoe. Any last requests?" John says, "Oh, please, just slit my throat and get it over with!" So the cannibals do.

Then, they drag Mark away from the other man. The tribe leader said, "We're going to boil your brain, roast your eyeballs, and cut off your skin to make a canoe. Any last requests?" "Please, I beg you, just kill me fast and get it over with!" So they slit his throat too.

Then, they go back to get Jason. The tribe leader said, "We're going to boil your brain, roast your eyeballs, and cut off your skin to make a canoe. Any last requests?" "Yes", says Jason. "I'd please like a fork." "Why do you want a fork?", asks the tribe leader. "Sir, please, it's my last request, will you please just get me a fork?", says Jason. So the tribe leader gets him a fork. Jason, who wants to die nobly, stabs himself all over with the fork, stares at the tribe leader, and shouts "To fucking hell with you and your canoe!!"

And do you know who Jason is? He used to play in movies as the Predator. I guess he just got used to dying...

Mark was a mathematician, and John was a geneticist. So I guess that sometimes nobility and imagination are better than smarts...

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