Valentines poem

mark as unread

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime


How funny is this joke, video, picture?


smiley 10 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 63,593 times

categories: other





Save to List


Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel


Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel



User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 3 of 3 discussions       sort by: newest

0 thumb down thumb up
by Tiana M. 1+ years ago

I love you baby! No, no, put the frying pan down.... *screams*

Reply to Tiana M.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by Silver I. 1+ years ago

This should be on a card~

Reply to Silver I.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by tony w. 1+ years ago


Reply to tony w.'s comment
CED7Z_Valentines poem

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact