Joe: Hey, bob! You wanna hear a gay jokw?
Bob: Sure, why not?
Joe: So, anyway, a straight dude and a homo are in a car. They run into a red light. The gay dude says that it will turn green in 3...2...1...and it turns green. The straight dude says how did you do that? The gay dude said that gays are always right. This happens three more times, with the gay dude being right. Then they went to the mall and enetered the...um...you know, silver doors, opens from middle, goes up and down a shaft...
Bob:...um, an elavator?
Joe: Aha! Gay men are always right!