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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, Jumps up from the bed and yells at the man "Shit, that must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, Smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman" I'm your husband, you slut!!! "

So the woman answers:- "Oh, yeah?!! And why were you running?!! You son of a bitch!!!"

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