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yo mama so fat...

Her clothes come in three sizes. Extra Large, Jumbo, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!!

She uses an air mattress for a tampon

She puts on a yellow shirt and everyone yells "hey taxi"

She sweats out grease, spits out soda and peas out big mac sauce

she has to use a paint roller to put on make up

when she puts on a red jacket people yell "koolaid koolaid"!

when her pager goes off people thinks that shes backing up

when she goes back\ward she goes "beep beep"

that b***h is just fat!!

yo mama so stupid/dumb....

she thought a quarter back was a discount at the grocery store

when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

she asked you "What is the number for 911"

she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

she stole free bread

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

she thought swirles was ice cream at the supermarket

she brought a spoon to the superbowl

when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

yo mama so ugly....

she made an onion cry

they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

she makes freedy cougar look bad

she scared the shit out of the toilet

she came whent into a haunted house and came out with an application

people go as her for halloween

she pushes her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

your dad met her at the pound

yo mama so old...

she was a waitress at the Last Supper!!

i told her to act her own age, and she dies!!!

she was in jesuses year book

yo mama so dark...

she went to night school and was marked absent

that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal

yo mama so fat and dumb...

she thought she can get meatloaf at meatloaf

(ramdom ones)

yo mama like a bathroom cleaner. gets used, put down and layed in the closet

yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

yo mama house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them

yo mamaa lips so big,, Chap Stick had to invent a spray

yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates

yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it


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