slammin yo momma

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Yo momma so dumb, i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went to go look!!

Yo momma so ugly, she went to iraq and they said "we surrender!!"

yo momma so old she left her purse on noahs ark

yo momma is so skinney she use chaostick for dedorant

yo momma head so little, she use fruitloops for head rags

yo momma got a wooden leg with termites

yo momma so ugly she could stop a sun dial

yo momma is so dumb, that if brains were dynamite,she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose

yo momma so smelly that sewer rats jump out her way

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