Yo momma so dumb, i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went to go look!!
Yo momma so ugly, she went to iraq and they said "we surrender!!"
yo momma so old she left her purse on noahs ark
yo momma is so skinney she use chaostick for dedorant
yo momma head so little, she use fruitloops for head rags
yo momma got a wooden leg with termites
yo momma so ugly she could stop a sun dial
yo momma is so dumb, that if brains were dynamite,she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
yo momma so smelly that sewer rats jump out her way