Black woman is walking on the beach. She finds a lamp. She rubs it and a genie comes out.
Genie: "You have 2 wishes."
Woman: "2? What about 3?"
Genie: "Your A Nigger, you only get 2. What is your first wish?"
Woman: "I wish that there was a bridge, connecting Harlem to Africa, so when white people get on our nerves, we can walk home."
Genie looks at her and says: "Lady, I'm a genie, not God. What is your second wish?"
Woman: "I wish black people and white people have equal rights."
Genie looks at her and says, "I'll go get started on that bridge for you. How do you want it made out of: cement or wood?"