Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.