Man of the House

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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The damn funeral director would be my first guess."

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by man with n. 1+ years ago

women control everything learned that after the first ten years of marrage

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

great. u can tell that wife doesn't play around. go girl!!

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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago

My husband would not live to hear my reply if he talked to me like that. I would have nailed him at My word is Law.

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by kaitlyn m. 1+ years ago

lol yep that telling him

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by Kitty K. 1+ years ago

Haha nice.

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