what do you call a rooster on top of a telephone pole?
a 50 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!
what do you call a blonde on roller skates?
a mobile sperm bank!
what do you call a blonde with pigtails?
a blow job with handle bars!
why is sam glad that cum is white and piss is yellow?
so he knows weather hes cumming or going!
why does sue call her boyfriend jack daniels?
because hes the best hard licker there is!
do you know why egg nog was invented?
so ugly girls could get laid too!