A little girl comes to her mom in the kitchen and asks, "Mom, is god black or white???" The mom says "God is both black and white," The girl leaves completely satisfied with her answer. But she comes back a few minutes later "Mom, is God male or female???" The mom says, "god is both male and female." The girl leaves again completely satisfied. But she comes back with another question, "Mom is God gay or Strait???" The mom says, " God is both gay and strait." The Girl once again completely satisfied leaves. Then two minutes later she comes running in and asks her mother, "Mom, is god Michael Jackson???"