There was three men waiting at heaven's gates. St. Pete said to them."Tell the truth,if you cheated on your wife.You'll go back to earth and you will be given a car.But depending on how many times you cheated the type of car will vary."
First man: "I cheated on her 10 times." He was sent back with a rusty pickup truck.
Second man: "I cheated on her 1 time." He was sent back with a Honda a missing bumper.
Third man: "I never cheated on her." And he was sent back with a mint condtion Hummer.
Then a year later the two other guys find the third guy crying.They ran over to see what was wrong.They said "What's wrong?" he replied "I just seen my wife in a golfcart.."
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