Miss Suzie

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Miss Suzie had a tug boat, the tug boat had a bell, toot toot. Miss Suzie went to heaven, her tug boat went to HELL-o operator please give me number 9, and if you disconnect I will chop off your BEHIND the yellow curtain, there was a peice of glass, Miss Suzie sat upon it, and brok her big fat ASS-k me no more questions, and tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their FLIES are in the meadow, the bees are in the park Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show a show is like a video and that is all I know I know my Ma, I know I know my Pa I know I know my sister with the 40-acre bra My Ma gave me a nickel, my Pa gave me a dime My sister gave me a boyfriend, his name was Frankenstein He made me do the dishes, he made me scrub the floor He made me wash his underwear, so I kicked him out the door He flew right over Italy, He flew right over France He landed in Hawaii where he learned the hula dance Miss Suzie had a tug boat, her tug boat had a bell, toot toot Miss suzie went to heaven, her tug boat went to HELL-o operator please give me number 10, and if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again

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