I pledge alligence to the flag, Michael Jackson is a fag. Coco-Cola messed him up. Now he's drinking 7-Up. 7-Up gave him gas, now he's digging up your ass.
Take over W.D.C., cuz G.W.B. has A.D.D. Brokeback Mountain can kiss my ass, it's Dumbfuck Mountain, you dumbass!
Carlos Mencia said Dee, dee, dee. Dick Cheney said Hee, hee, hee!
Laugh all you want in your little nest. But be warned cuz you're next!