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Dirty Ernie: Babysitter, be my teddy bear!

Babysitter: I'm on the phone, Ernie...

Dirty Ernie: If you don't be my teddy bear, i'll tell mommy and daddy, and they'll tell everyone about you, and you'll never get hired again!

Babysitter: Ok! Ok! I'll be your teddy bear.

Dirty Ernie: But, my teddy bear is naked!

Babysitter: Ok, there is NO WAY i'm doing that!

Dirty Ernie: If you don't be naked, i'll tell mommy and daddy, and they'll tell everyone about you, and you'll never get hired again!

Babysitter: Ok ok! I'll be naked.

(strips down)

Dirty Ernie: My teddy bear lets me poke him in the belly button with my finger!

Babysitter: Well, I guess I can do that.

(pause)

Babysitter: That wasn't my belly button.

Dirty Ernie: That wasn't my finger.

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