Before reading this, be warned, this joke is seriously sick.
A guy was driving down a motorway with his parents when a deer ran across in front of him. Not wanting to hit the deer, he swerved to avoid it but lost control and swerved off the road and down a small hill. The car flipped over a few times and when it finally stopped both the guy's parents were dead and both his arms and legs were broken. He was in so much pain he couldn't move without excrutiating agony but when noone came to help him, he crawled his way out of the wreckage and dragged himself slowly up the hill back to the motorway to get help. After ages of horrible pain he made it up to the motorway and someone pulled over. The guy got out of his car, walked over to the guy lying on the ground in pain and asked him what happened. He replied "Thank God you're here. I was in an accident. My parents were both killed when my car went off the road, my arms and legs are broken and I'm in so much pain I can't move." Then the other guy dropped his pants and said "Wow, this just isn't your day is it?"
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