Note: say one of these reasons with conviction each time a solicitor calls, and hang up, or you can just not pick it up (of course, these are more fun).
1. Hello. I am sorry, but I dont want to answer right now, so leave a message, even though I dont want to hear it. Say what youre selling and I will hang up. Please dont call again! [to be said in a cheerful voice]
2. Hey, wats up? Oh, yer selling stuff. Ach, nah, ah dont want nothin, thanks.
3. Oh, Im sorry, but theyre not home. Im just the babysitter.
4. Hi. What you want? Mommy in shower. Bye! [to be said like you are a 4 yr. old]
5. NO!!! I DONT WANT ANYTHING!!!
6. Ughhh what? No, no thanks. [to be said like you were just woken up]
7. I cant hear you! Hey, what kind of music do you like? this kind? [blast music in the phone] [leave music for several minutes, and then stop. If theyve hung up, then the fun is over. If theyre still on, say Dont you like my new C D?]
8. Why are you calling me? --- (listen to what they have to say) Have you ever considered getting mental help? Are you sure you have pure motives? You should question yourself deeply. Maybe then you will realize how important the truth is. You know you dont want to sell this to me!
9. Leave me alone!
10. Has anyone ever asked you if you like your job? I dont need to. I can tell you hate it.
11. Why are you so mean?
12. Dont you know that the phone bill is expensive? Stop calling!
13. I dont want to talk to you.
14. I HATE telemarkteters! However, youre not a telemarketer, are you? Good, because if you were then I would feel sorry for you. 15. I DONT WANT TO LISTEN< I WONT LISTEN< GOOD BYE!!!
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