One day two poor kids are walking through London. They see a shop which is selling clothes really cheap. one says "We could buy a new wardrobe-full of clothes here! I'll do my best cockney accent and you stand behind me and pay when I'm done" So the two boys go in and the first boy says " I'll have 20 dickie dirts (shirts) 15 pullovers (jumpers) and and 20 pairs of trousers" The shopkeeper looks at them and says "You're poor kids aren't you?" the boys look at him sadly and nod. the shopkeeper says "Well I'm sorry to dissapoint you lads but this is a dry-cleaners!!!"