One day one of Diane's friends was on who want's to be a millionaire.
Regis: Okay, so you you're going for $1 000 000, and you have one life line. Here's the question:
Q: Which one of these birds does not build it's own nest?
A: Blue Jay
Contestant: I think I'm going to phone my friend Diane.
Regis: Ok we're putting Diane on the phone here
Contestant: Ok Diane, which bird does not build it's own nest, a blue jay, a cardinal, a cuckoo, or a thrust?
Diane: I'm 100% sure it's a cuckoo.
Conestant Okay, thanks Diane.
Diane: No problem.
Contestant: Ok C cuckoo, final answer.
Regis: Congratulations, you've just won $1 000 000!
After winning $1 000 000, Diane and her friend went out to celebrate. And she asked Diane how she knew it was a cuckoo.
Diane: Everyone knows that cuckoos live in clocks!