Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is the penalty greater for waving your gun around in town than it is to shoot it?
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