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Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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by jayjay p. 1+ years ago

good joke but u spelled grey wrong.

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by jayjay p. 1+ years ago

8P

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by Tiana M. 1+ years ago

April Fools Pops! Oh, c'mon, you still love me, right, right?

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by Rufai D. 1+ years ago

I like it.

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

That was the best!!!!!!!!!!

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by Annalyzza A. 1+ years ago

Wow this is the first time i have read it with a boy in it all the rest are girls. Still it's soooo funny!!!

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

HaHaS, yA i AgReE tHiS iS rEaLlY fUn!!!

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by Thilini k. 1+ years ago

nice kid.....LOL

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by cedric s. 1+ years ago

funny

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by Rochanda R. 1+ years ago

WOW if i did that to my dad he'd prolli punish me even more

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Grace M. 1+ years ago

really good story

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

LOL!!

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by Jackie O. 1+ years ago

My mom would kill me if I ever even thought of doing that! ROTFL

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by Lauren B. 1+ years ago

Hilarious!!!

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by LAStLyN h. 1+ years ago

dONt MiNd if i StEAL yOUR idEA. -->GOOdONE<--

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by Leanne J. 1+ years ago

that was really funny ad beliveable

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by Tay C. 1+ years ago

I should have tried this when I was a kid. Well, I have a man so it isn't too late. I have to revise it ,tho. lol

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by Brandon S. 1+ years ago

I'm gonna do that when I get my report card!!! lmfao

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by Tina S. 1+ years ago

If that was my son I'd kill him lmao

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by Aoife N. 1+ years ago

I actually thought this was the funniest thing ever when i first read it. Wish i thought if sometin like that when i was in school:)

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by Ashley C. 1+ years ago

What an ass!

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