There were three preachers and they all thought they were better than the others. One day they decided to prove who was the best. The challenge was to convert a bear. They all went to the forest and came back the next day. The first one had a cast on his arm and had a bad limp. When the others asked what happened he said, "I started reading the Bible to him, and we wrestled around for a while because he got mad. I sprinkled my holy water on him and he became calm." The second was in a wheelchair. They asked him what happened and he said, "We wrestled until we came to a creek. When we got to the creek , I dumped him in the water and baptised him making him become calm." The third had a body cast. They asked him what happened and he said, "Now that I think about it, maybe circumsicion wasn't the best place to start."