TALK ABOUT MOMMAS & OTHER GREAT COMEBACKS

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CAUTION THESE ARE DA BOMB SBUK=SOMEBODY U KNOW & U=U DUH

SBUK= YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE BIT INTO A YELLOW SCHOOL BUS AND SAID "HEY WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING"

U= YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE TV I MISSED 2 SEASONS OF 24 AND FOUR SEASONS OF C.S.I.

SBUK= YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WORKS OUT WHEN SHE CAN JUST GET LIPOSUCTION

U- MOMMA'S BUTT IS SO HAIRY IT LOOK LIKE KING KONG IS ABOUT TO POP OUT AND SAY ONLY IN AMERICA

SBUK= YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE WAS ONLY MARRIED ONCE

U= YO MOMMA SO UGLY HER TRICK WAS THE TREAT

SBUK= YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE SHOPS AT SAX

U= YO MOMMA SO POOR UR TITS ARE REAL

SBUK= YOU SO FAT WHEN YOU SAT ON UR BED U TOUCHED ALL CORNERS

U= YOU SO FAT THE H-BOMB AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON U

SBUK= YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE JESSICA SIMPSON UGLIER

U= YO MOMMA SO UGLY THAT SHE MAKE THE CRUST ON KOBE'S FEET LOOK TASTY

THIS NEXT SECTION IS FOR BRUNNETTE'S AGAINST BLONDE'S BL= BLONDE & BR=BRUNNETTE

BL= UR SO STUPID IT MAKES ME LOOK SMART

BR= UR SO STUPID U THOUGHT THAT LIPOSUCTION IS WHEN UR LITTLE BROTHER TAKES THE VACCUM CLEANER AND STICKS IT ON HIS LIP

BL= UR HAIR IS SO BROWN IT LOOKS LIKE DUNG

BR= UR HAIR IS SO BLONDE IT LOOKS AS IF UR BALDING

BL= UR SO EASY THAT EVERY GUY GETS A TURN

BR= UR SO EASY THAT EVERYONE CAN JUST WALK IN

BL= O YEA WELL UR SO UR SO UMMM...

BR= HA THER'S NO MORE IN UR ITTY BITTY BRAIN WELL....UR SO DUMB IT TOOK YOU THREE YEARS TO REALIZE THAT I DIDN'T USE A BROWN MARKER FO MY HAIR

BL= {SILENT]

BR= HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS NEXT SECTION IS FOR U AGAINST UR STRICT PARENTS SP=STRICT PARENTS & U=U

SP= YOUR SO DUMB U DIDN'T REALIZE I'M YELLING AT U BEACSUE U DIDN'T CLEAN UR ROOM

U= {SILENT}

MORAL= WE ARE NO MATCH AGAINST OUR PARENT SNO MATTER HOW OLD WE GET

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