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There are three men that are to be executed by a fire squad.

One man says, “You know, if they miss, they can’t shoot again because that’s against the double jeopardy law – you can’t be tried for the same crime twice.”

The other three sit & nod, while the first man is taken away to be shot.

He is tied up & blindfolded. The leader of the firing squad yells, “Ready, aim…”

The man tied up yells “Tornado, tornado!”

The firing squad shoots all over the place & misses the man tied up, and he goes free.

The second guy steps up & thinks, “Hey… if it worked for him, maybe it’ll work for me too!”

The process is repeated, “Ready, aim…”

“Flood, flood!”

The firing squad again shoots all over the place, misses the second man & he goes free.

The 3rd guy steps up & is frantically thinking, “I gotta think of a natural disaster, I gotta think of a natural disaster!”

“Ready, aim…”

“FIRE FIRE!”

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