There are three men that are to be executed by a fire squad.
One man says, You know, if they miss, they cant shoot again because thats against the double jeopardy law you cant be tried for the same crime twice.
The other three sit & nod, while the first man is taken away to be shot.
He is tied up & blindfolded. The leader of the firing squad yells, Ready, aim
The man tied up yells Tornado, tornado!
The firing squad shoots all over the place & misses the man tied up, and he goes free.
The second guy steps up & thinks, Hey if it worked for him, maybe itll work for me too!
The process is repeated, Ready, aim
The firing squad again shoots all over the place, misses the second man & he goes free.
The 3rd guy steps up & is frantically thinking, I gotta think of a natural disaster, I gotta think of a natural disaster!
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