3 old guys were sitting down at the park complaining on what it was like to be old.
1st old guy:you guys dont know what its like to be 75, at 8:00am i cant go number 1(pee)
2nd old guy: that's nothin, you dont know what its like to be 80, at 8:30 am i cant go number 2(poo)
((funny part is coming be patient))
3rd old guy: thats nothin at 8:00am i go #1 and at 8:30am i go #2.
the others looked at him jealously, WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?!?!?!
3rd old guy replies: well i dont wake up until 9:00am.