Deep in an army training camp in the middle of bush, Captain Johnson was handing out orders to his platoon. Lieutenant Billy to the barracks, Lieutenant Priest to the scullery, Lieutenant Barry, your mother has died.
Of course this upset the lieutenant tremendously, so a Major approached Johnson and privately asked him to be a bit more diplomatic for the next time something as unfortunate as this occurred. Johnson was confident he understood.
A couple of weeks later, notice was received that Lieutenant Arnolds father had died. Johnson decided to use a bit more tact so after roll call, exclaimed. Everyone whos father is still alive take one step forward not so fast Arnold!
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