One day, George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Condoleezza Rice were in a park. Condoleezza told Bush to come over to where she was sitting.
Then she said "Now, George, I'm going to put my hand in front of this tree and you're going to punch it. OK?"
"Well sure," Bush responded. So he went to punch her hand and right as she was going to be hit, she moved her hand away.
"Ow, what was that for?" Bush questioned.
"Well, I am trying to teach you to be smart."
"Oh, I get it."
So Bush walked over to Dick Cheney and said, "I'm going to teach you a little thing called smarts, Dick. I'm gonna put my hand in front of my face..."