One day, there was a pilot, one really slow guy, and, the smartest person in the world. The plane was about to crash, and there were only two parachutes. The pilot grabs one and says, "I was the pilot, so I deserve a parachute." and he jumps off and opens the parachute and safetly reaches the bottom.
Now, only the smartest person in the world, and that... well, slow guy was left in the plane. The smartest guy in the world says, "Give me that, I'm the smartest person in the world so I deserve to live!" and he jumps off.
The slow guy thinks to himself, "Gee, that guy either wasn't really the smartest person in the world, or he just wanted my back-pack."
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