Alabama: At least we're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,563 eskimos can't be wrong
Arizona: But it's dry heat!
Arkansas: Next stop, Big Boulder!
California: As seen on TV
Colorado: Don't ski? Don't bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, but dirtier and with less character.
Deleware: We like chemicals in our water.
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids.
Georgia: Without Atlanta, we're Alabama!
Hawaii: Death to those land-loving scoundrels!
Idaho: We're more than just potatoes! Well, actually, no, not really, but our potatoes sure are good!
Illinois: Please don't pronounce the 's'
Indiana: 20 Billion years tidal wave free!
Iowa: Don't even bother.
Kansas: The government owes us a lot.
Kentucky: 10,000 people, 7 last names.
Louisiana: We're not all cajun drunks, but that's our tourist campaign.
Maine: We may be cold, but we've got cheap lobster.
Maryland: The thinking man's Deleware.
Massachusetts: Our taxes are cheaper than Sweden!
Michigan: We've formed an alliance with Canada.
Minnesota: Land of 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes.
Mississippi: Makes you feel better about your own state.
Montana: Home of open spaces and very little else.
Nebraska: Don't even bother.
Nevada: Whores and casinos galore!
New Jersey: You want a fuckin' motto? I've got your fuckin' motto right here, bitch!
New Hampshire: Go away! Leave us alone!
New Mexico: Que?
New York: Let's step in horse shit.
North Carolina: Tobbacco is a vegetable.
North Dakota: Yes, we're a state.
Ohio: We wish we were in Michigan.
Oklahoma: Like the play only no singing.
Oregon: Spotted owl, it's what's for dinner.
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal.
Rhode Island: Not really an island.
South Carolina: We never surrendered to the north.
South Dakota: We closer than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The educashun state
Texas: A whole 'nother country.
Utah: What do you want from us?
Virginia: The drunken man's D.C.
Washington: Help! We're overrun by slackers!
Washington D.C.: Wanna be mayor?
Wisconsin: Let's take a shit.
WHICH IS YOUR STATE?
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