Dog Bar Joke

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So this one day a man walks into a bar, and says to the waiter, "I'll bet you $1,000 that my dog can talk."

"Sure, whatever," replies the bartender and he agrees to the bet.

"Okay, doggie, now answer my question. What is the thing that is keeping the rain from coming in?"

"Roof!" replies the dog.

"Cmon, you can't expect me to believe that."

"Okay, one more try!" begged the guy. "Now, what is the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!" replied the dog.

"Get outta here!" replied the bartender.

As they were walking down the street the dog said to the owner, "DiMaggio?"

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