Collection of Knock-Knock Jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel so I knocked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot is stuck in your door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Katmandu. Katmandu who? Katmandu what Catwoman wants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Matthew. Matthew who? Matthew is wet. I need to dry it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just me!

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