Burglary for Dummies

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1.Cut the phone line when you get in 2.Only take the tools that are necessary you don't need a saw 3.Get out of the house if the people you're robbing wake up don't hide in their bathroom 4.Take the valuable stuff not eveything that's shiny like silverware 5.Do it during the night because if you don't your just an idiot 6.Go to the bathroom before you start 7.Take a real weapon in nothing like a butterknife 8.Follow these directions carefully and you might live to see tommorrow

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