Candyman (true story)

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I was at a bar with my father but me and my friend were just sitting in the corner talking since we could not do anything there and there was a jukebox that played 3 songs for a quarter and i was obessed with the song called candyman and i had like ten quarters with me so whenever the three candymans were over i would walk over and put in another quarter and play candyman three times over. After about three quarters when i was about to go play candyman three more times when this giant drunk turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said,"Kid if you play that Goddanmed song one more time I swear I will break your fucking arm off."

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