Duck Biscuits

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There was a duck and he went into a bar.He said to the bartender "you got any biscuits?". The bartender said no.The duck went in the next day and said to the bartender "you got any biscuits?".The bartender said no.The duck went in the next day and said to the bartender "you got any biscuits?".The bartender said "look buddy I don't know what your problem is but next time you come in here looking for biscuits I'm going to chop your beak off and stick it on the counter!".The duck went back the next day and the bartender asked if he wanted biscuits.The duck said "no.are you still mad at me?".The bartender said no.The duck said "well then do you have any biscuits?".

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