A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "Im too young to die. Im only fifty five." "Fifty five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, youre eighty two." "Hows you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: "We added up your time sheets."
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