Englishmen and an Irishman

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One day, there were three Englishmen in an English bar, and they saw an Irishman sitting down drinking, and they decided to play a trick on him and the first Englishman said to the Irishman, "Did you know St. Patrick was a sissy?" The Irishman said, "No, I didn't." The first Englishman went back and told his friends it didn't work. The second Englishman went up to the Irishman and said, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?" The Irishman said, "No, I didn't." The Englishman went back and told his friends it didn't work. The third Englishman went to the Irishman and said, "Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman? The Irishman said, "No, I didn't. But that's what your friends were trying to tell me."

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by Elijah P. 1+ years ago

PWN3D by the Irishman! lol

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

Thats Gr8!! Im irish!!!:P

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by Jessica W. 1+ years ago

OOOH!!! FAIL! That plan back-fired!

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by ivana k. 1+ years ago

ouch man thats gotta hurt all the english guys... that joke is sooo funny =D

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

I'm Not An Irishmen,But Never Mess With One!

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