HOW TO BE THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN

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During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "

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by Abigail S. 1+ years ago

Youu neverr gett itt,doo youu?

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

little Johnny is back and better than ever!

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by trisha k. 1+ years ago

haha, i love little johnny=]

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by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

little johnny, omg he strikes again! and again, and.. again.... lol

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by rocaa f. 1+ years ago

nice!

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by nick j. 1+ years ago

ha

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

exactly

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

I'm so going to use that one next time... Hope my date doesn't use Funny.com XD

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by Kitty K. 1+ years ago

Evil Little Johnny strikes again!

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by Julia Z. 1+ years ago

how funny

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