Pull The Plug

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While watching sports the other night, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

Moelicioius, all you do is copy other people's jokes and change a few words, you are not funny, you are not witty, you are ridiculous. Every joke I see of yours is voted at 1/10. You fail, please, gtfo.

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