cus: Haha, your balls ain't drop.... Comeback: In your mom's mouth.
cus: Your mom is so fat, when she went to the cinema, she sat next to everyone.
cus: Your mom is so fat, when she went to a factory, people had to stamp on her "handle with care."
cus: tell your mom to stop changing her lipgloss, i'm getting a multi-coloured dick!
cus: your mom is so fat, she takes up both sides of the family tree.
cus: you smell... comeback: like roses, i know.
cus: tell your dad to sleep downstairs, it's getting crample up stairs.
cus: your house is so small, when you trip through the front, you fell out the back.
cus: your mom is so trampy, when someone asked her, "did you lose a shoe" she picks one out of the trash and said "just found it".
cus: your mom is so fat, when she went up a mountain , while wearing a yellow coat, people said "the sun's up."
cus: you're an accident, that's why your mom crys every night
cus: you're so short, people goes to you, "i look down to you!"
cus: you're so lanky, people goes to you, "look like you need some watering."