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cus: Haha, your balls ain't drop.... Comeback: In your mom's mouth.

cus: Your mom is so fat, when she went to the cinema, she sat next to everyone.

cus: Your mom is so fat, when she went to a factory, people had to stamp on her "handle with care."

cus: tell your mom to stop changing her lipgloss, i'm getting a multi-coloured dick!

cus: your mom is so fat, she takes up both sides of the family tree.

cus: you smell... comeback: like roses, i know.

cus: tell your dad to sleep downstairs, it's getting crample up stairs.

cus: your house is so small, when you trip through the front, you fell out the back.

cus: your mom is so trampy, when someone asked her, "did you lose a shoe" she picks one out of the trash and said "just found it".

cus: your mom is so fat, when she went up a mountain , while wearing a yellow coat, people said "the sun's up."

cus: you're an accident, that's why your mom crys every night

cus: you're so short, people goes to you, "i look down to you!"

cus: you're so lanky, people goes to you, "look like you need some watering."


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