Here are some really stupid pick-up me and my little bro know
1. I've lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
2. Do you belive in the hereafter? then you must know what I'm here after.
3. If this was a meat house, you would be prime rib.
4. Did you fart? cause you blew me away!
5. If I were in charge of the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
6. Do you have a raison? no? how about a date?
7. where have you been all my life?
8. would you like to be the frosting on my cake?
9. Are you hurt? Because that was a long fall from heaven.
10. Are you a traffic ticket? because you got fine written all over you.
11. Do you know why the sea is salty? Because you took all the sweet.
12.If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever.
13.Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
14.I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
15. Me and my bro absolutly hate this one, Are you tired? because you've been runnin' thru my head the whole time i've been in this bar
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